Old Jews Telling Jokes (dot com)

Old Jews Telling Jokes

Jewish humor is a dying art form. But the site OldJewsTellingJokes.com captures the sentiment for posterity in the way only the web can do. Since Sam Hoffman launched the site in January, he has had 2 million page views and secured a DVD deal. Here’s one of the best jokes on there:

Becky and Jake have been married for 50 years, and they’re at the breakfast table. Becky says to Jake, “Can you imagine? We’ve been at this table for 50 years, and it’s been wonderful being with you.”
And Jake says, “Yes, I can remember. As a matter of fact, I can remember sitting here naked as a jaybird with you at this very table.”
So Becky says to him, “You know what? Let’s relive the old times. Let’s get nude.” So they strip and they get right down to the buff, and they come back to the table and sit down. And Becky says, “Jake, my honey, you know my nipples are as hot for you today as they were 50 years ago.”

And Jake says, “That doesn’t surprise me. One’s in the coffee and the other’s in the oatmeal.”